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How To Have a Heart Attack
Posted by: Nicole on: August 19, 2008
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Step 1: go to the gym at lunch. Work harder than you have in weeks. Perhaps months. Shower and change.
Step 2: get back to the office. Pick up voicemail from neighbour that says, “There was a HUGE fire at the townhouse complex today, but your unit is JUST FINE.” Think, “Oh. My. I should phone [...]
