Things that have been said to me this week regarding my size
Posted March 27, 2009on:
Courtesy of my chiropractor:
You’re bigger than you were last week!
Courtesy of workplace:
Wow! Look at you! When are you due again?
Oh…are you sure? You look bigger than that!
You look like you’re 9 months!
I knew you were coming because I saw your belly before I saw you!
Courtesy of asshole at workplace, who hands me a note during a meeting:
You are looking somewhat overweight from where I’m sitting.
Coworker who I haven’t seen since January or so:
Hey! Long time no see! You look great! When are you due again?
Courtesy of other coworker who I see regularly:
Hey, how are you feeling? Based on your size, I’ll bet its getting awkward and heavy.
What it boils down to: yes, I know I’m getting bigger. IT’S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. Now. Shut. Up.
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